Tuesday, February 17, 2009

THings Girls thINK evERY guy Should KNOw??

1. Don't lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what its like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong, apologize!
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18 Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintballs or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kiss must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave no matter how cool you think it looks we hate it.
24. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons; hers are fake.
25. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why in the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it?
he he he he.............

p/s: im not 100% agreed..........but, some facts seem true...cummon, men!!! juz admit....